Armored Lady Monday
(even tho she is actually taking it off)
I will try to do one armored lady every monday, colored, not colored, fullbody, waist up, a bust, only a headshot, could just be a drawing, could think of her story while i make her like this case, i dunno, but i will try mah best to keep it up
also note, armored lady doesnt mean medieval armor either, it could be sci-fi, modern, primitive, tribal and stuff :D bcus i like armors, and ladies specially ladies wearing them (again, even tho this one in particular is taking it off)

She is called Lady Luck, nobody actually knows her actual name and she doesnt like it so she does not want to say it anyway, she is called that because of how many times she has faced death and survived.
Usually ladies arent considered strong enough, but she wanted to prove the people wrong and encourage everybody to be strong and brave, asking for a position on the royal guard, the king laughed at her but feeling funny himself made a bet with her, a battle was approaching, if she would survive said battle she would be granted the title, trick was, she went with only a sword and clothes on her, unprotected she stayed at the back of the lines, picking up anything she could take off of dead bodies, then when she actually had some sort of protection and offensive power she went forward
She came back, broken, missing a few fingers, horrible burns across her head and back, multiple stab and slash wounds. She was a mess but she took no shame on it, she came back strong and confident with the head of the oposing general in a bag, the king humbled and ashamed not only gave her the highest rank amonst the royal knights, he started to accept women in his army

Armored Lady Monday

(even tho she is actually taking it off)

I will try to do one armored lady every monday, colored, not colored, fullbody, waist up, a bust, only a headshot, could just be a drawing, could think of her story while i make her like this case, i dunno, but i will try mah best to keep it up

also note, armored lady doesnt mean medieval armor either, it could be sci-fi, modern, primitive, tribal and stuff :D bcus i like armors, and ladies specially ladies wearing them (again, even tho this one in particular is taking it off)

She is called Lady Luck, nobody actually knows her actual name and she doesnt like it so she does not want to say it anyway, she is called that because of how many times she has faced death and survived.

Usually ladies arent considered strong enough, but she wanted to prove the people wrong and encourage everybody to be strong and brave, asking for a position on the royal guard, the king laughed at her but feeling funny himself made a bet with her, a battle was approaching, if she would survive said battle she would be granted the title, trick was, she went with only a sword and clothes on her, unprotected she stayed at the back of the lines, picking up anything she could take off of dead bodies, then when she actually had some sort of protection and offensive power she went forward

She came back, broken, missing a few fingers, horrible burns across her head and back, multiple stab and slash wounds. She was a mess but she took no shame on it, she came back strong and confident with the head of the oposing general in a bag, the king humbled and ashamed not only gave her the highest rank amonst the royal knights, he started to accept women in his army

time to kill dem reapers

time to kill dem reapers

To anybody interested

i fucked up and bought 2 FFXIV copies, SO

IF YOU WANT ONE CODE FOR

FINAL FANTASY XIV A REALM REBORN

send me a PM with a stickman drawing, the one i like the most gets it

;D

( here is an example )

if you send it as an anon and you win i will make a public post with said code, bcus sending me an anon is like saying, i wanna win but i dont care for the price.

so if you want it for yourself dont send me an anon message

semiotickitten:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.

semiotickitten:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.

(via misspinnthings)

mytardishaswings:

breakdatwall:

crocodilepatronus:

llanuwchllyn:

Excuse Me

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is this where I start the conversation?
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HA! I see you follow me!
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I follow you,too! 

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maybe we should tal-

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fuck

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a;sdfjkjhjhfjhaartuiygfhfgabortmission

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Nope.

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wow this is the most accurate post of how I try to make friends

Did anyone else read this in Mulan’s “manly voice”?

Did anyone not~?~

(via mellibutt)

mygirlfriendattempts:

You can find more funny Steam Reviews→ here 

omg i was laughing waaaay too hard

zashleyriot:

Dark Souls: Teaching you that you’re a failure even when you’re a winner.

zashleyriot:

Dark Souls: Teaching you that you’re a failure even when you’re a winner.

(via mygirlfriendattempts)

mariowiki:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

super smash bros

(via yuroran)